A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Frank Dane

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Frank Dane

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Frank Dane

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
Frank Dane

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Frank Dane

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Frank Dane

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Frank Dane

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Frank Dane

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
Frank Dane

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Frank Dane

The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements."
Frank Dane

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Frank Dane