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Frank Carson Quotes

Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
Irish Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
November 6, 1926
Nationality:
Irish
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
Frank Carson

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson


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