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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: Irish Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: November 6, 1926 Nationality: Irish Find on Amazon: Frank Carson Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Mitch Hedberg Steven Wright W. C. Fields Rodney Dangerfield Groucho Marx Bob Hope P. J. O'Rourke |
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. Frank Carson I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. Frank Carson |
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