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Evan Esar Quotes
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Writer Quotes
Category:
American Writer Quotes
Year of Birth:
1899
Year of Death:
1995
Nationality:
American
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Evan Esar

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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Evan Esar

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
Evan Esar

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Evan Esar

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Evan Esar

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Evan Esar

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Evan Esar

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Evan Esar



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