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Type: Journalist Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: February 21, 1927 Date of Death: April 22, 1996 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Erma Bombeck Related Authors: Hunter S. Thompson Glenn Beck Ann Coulter Walter Cronkite Abigail Van Buren Dave Barry Ambrose Bierce Paul Harvey |
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Erma Bombeck Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. Erma Bombeck I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. Erma Bombeck I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. Erma Bombeck I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Erma Bombeck I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. Erma Bombeck I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years." Erma Bombeck I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order. Erma Bombeck I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. Erma Bombeck I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. Erma Bombeck If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. Erma Bombeck In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. Erma Bombeck It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Erma Bombeck It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. Erma Bombeck Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. Erma Bombeck |
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