One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Earl Wilson

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Earl Wilson

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Earl Wilson

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Earl Wilson

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Earl Wilson

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Earl Wilson

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Earl Wilson

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Earl Wilson

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Earl Wilson