Earl Wilson Quotes

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Earl Wilson

Someone, Gossip, Hear

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Earl Wilson

Vacation, Longer, Taking

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson

Game, Baseball, Simply

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Earl Wilson

Medical, May, Able

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson

Car, Try, Alive

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Earl Wilson

Snow, Long, Ignore

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Earl Wilson

Success, Failure, Matter

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Earl Wilson

Money, Fool, Everything

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Earl Wilson

Call, Temptation, Duty

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Earl Wilson

Experience, Again, Mistake

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Earl Wilson

Art, Courage, Death

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Earl Wilson

Money, Future, Here

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Earl Wilson

Woman, May, Gift

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Earl Wilson

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
Earl Wilson

Tomorrow, Happen, Why

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Earl Wilson

High, Blood, Pressure

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Earl Wilson

Communication, Science, May

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Earl Wilson

Today, Parents, Stress

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Earl Wilson

Money, May, Made

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
Earl Wilson

Parents, Game, Baseball

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Earl Wilson

Him, Play, Honest

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
Earl Wilson

Him, Honest, Telephone

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
Earl Wilson

Home, Family, Car

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Earl Wilson

Age, Expect, Later

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Earl Wilson

Everything, Down, Else

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: October 2, 1934

Died: April 23, 2005

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