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Earl Wilson Quotes

Type: Athlete Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes Date of Birth: October 2, 1934 Date of Death: April 23, 2005 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Earl Wilson Related Authors: Mike Tyson Dennis Rodman Muhammad Ali Willie Stargell Billie Jean King Casey Stengel Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Mike James

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. Earl Wilson A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. Earl Wilson A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. Earl Wilson Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. Earl Wilson An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. Earl Wilson Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. Earl Wilson Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Earl Wilson Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. Earl Wilson Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Earl Wilson For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. Earl Wilson Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. Earl Wilson He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. Earl Wilson He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. Earl Wilson Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Earl Wilson If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. Earl Wilson Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? Earl Wilson Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. Earl Wilson Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. Earl Wilson Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. Earl Wilson One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. Earl Wilson Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. Earl Wilson Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Earl Wilson The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. Earl Wilson The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. Earl Wilson This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. Earl Wilson To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. Earl Wilson Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. Earl Wilson You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Earl Wilson

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