All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.
Dustin Diamond

Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.
Dustin Diamond

I don't expect that we're going to become the biggest craze. If it happened, I'd be really shocked. I think people will dig it, but there will be a sea of people who just don't get it.
Dustin Diamond

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.
Dustin Diamond

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.
Dustin Diamond

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.
Dustin Diamond

I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.
Dustin Diamond

I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.
Dustin Diamond

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.
Dustin Diamond

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.
Dustin Diamond

I've been in this business so long, it just doesn't faze me. I know what's going to happen before it happens.
Dustin Diamond

If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death.
Dustin Diamond

If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out.
Dustin Diamond

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive.
Dustin Diamond

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do.
Dustin Diamond

Our music, you either get it or you don't. There's no middle ground.
Dustin Diamond

Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That's just not gonna happen.
Dustin Diamond

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.
Dustin Diamond

The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon.
Dustin Diamond

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you.
Dustin Diamond