The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
Drew Carey

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Drew Carey

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
Drew Carey

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
Drew Carey

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
Drew Carey

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
Drew Carey

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey