Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Douglas Horton

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Douglas Horton

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Douglas Horton

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
Douglas Horton

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Douglas Horton

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
Douglas Horton

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Douglas Horton

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
Douglas Horton

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Douglas Horton

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Douglas Horton

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Douglas Horton

Death is the final wake-up call.
Douglas Horton

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Douglas Horton

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
Douglas Horton

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
Douglas Horton

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
Douglas Horton

Growing old is not growing up.
Douglas Horton

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
Douglas Horton

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
Douglas Horton

If food were free, why work?
Douglas Horton