Doug Larson Quotes

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson

Anniversary, After, Sometimes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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Friendship, Success, True

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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Wisdom, Talk, Listening

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Doug Larson

Time, Work, Sleep

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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Gardening, Learning, Weed

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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Politics, Change, Giving

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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Parenting, Children, Few

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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Smart, Greatest, Enough

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Life, Important, Fishing

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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Life, Good, Grow

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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Sense, Language, Flowers

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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Nature, Spring, Full

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
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Happiness, While, Looking

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
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Wisdom, Getting, Quality

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Impossible, Means, Boss

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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Humor, Yourself, Thought

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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Computers, Home, Dog

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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Age, Process, Aging

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Short, Conscience, Memory

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
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Human, Admit, Err

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
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Blame, Reason, Choice

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
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Two, Three, Paradise

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
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Real, Touch, Star

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
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Happy, Between, Somewhere

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson

Car, End, Weekend

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Type: Cartoonist

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