Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.
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If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
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Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit.
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Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.
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