Don Adams Quotes

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams

Marriage, Getting, Married

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
Don Adams

Wife, Remember, Study

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams

Child, Joke, Support

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.
Don Adams

Money, Special, Show

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams

Time, Good, Wife

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
Don Adams

School, High, Star

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
Don Adams

Serious, Awkward, Degree

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
Don Adams

Sometimes, Comedy, Wonder

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: April 13, 1926

Died: September 25, 2005

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