Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.
Dick Clark

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.
Dick Clark

It's real good to be back with you again this year.
Dick Clark

Music is the soundtrack of your life.
Dick Clark

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in a wheelchair? That's life!
Dick Clark