Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.
Dick Clark
If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.
Dick Clark
It's real good to be back with you again this year.
Dick Clark
Music is the soundtrack of your life.
Dick Clark
Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in a wheelchair? That's life!
Dick Clark
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