Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.
Desmond Morris

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
Desmond Morris

Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Desmond Morris

I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape.
Desmond Morris

Life is like a very short visit to a toyshop between birth and death.
Desmond Morris

No matter how old we become, we can still call them "Holy Mother" and "Father" and put a child-like trust in them.
Desmond Morris

The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Desmond Morris

This unusual and highly successful species spends a great deal of time examining his higher motives and an equal amount of time ignoring his fundamental ones.
Desmond Morris