Denis Leary Quotes

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis Leary

End, Racism, Son

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
Denis Leary

Time, Happy, Woman

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
Denis Leary

Live, Country, Place

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Denis Leary

After, Okay, Crack

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
Denis Leary

Funny, Money, Important

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
Denis Leary

Live, Him, Country

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
Denis Leary

Share, Bond, Refuse

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
Denis Leary

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
Denis Leary

History, Greatest, Book

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Denis Leary

Complain, Eaten

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
Denis Leary

Revolution, Middle, Clothes

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
Denis Leary

Hate, Someone, Why

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
Denis Leary

Good, Problem, Cleaning

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.
Denis Leary

Great, Sexy, Laugh

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Denis Leary

Food, Decision, Instinct

I actually like talking.
Denis Leary

Actually, Talking

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
Denis Leary

Love, Time, Around

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.
Denis Leary

Good, Movies, Baseball

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
Denis Leary

Life, Regret, Chance

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.
Denis Leary

Science, Interest, Fiction

The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.
Denis Leary

Forget, Battle, Camera

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
Denis Leary

Funny, Work, Good

With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head.
Denis Leary

Character, Enough, Pretty

You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.
Denis Leary

Good, Great, Nothing

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
Denis Leary

Funny, Somebody, Either

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: August 18, 1957

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