A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
David Lee Roth

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.
David Lee Roth

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!
David Lee Roth

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
David Lee Roth

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.
David Lee Roth

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
David Lee Roth

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
David Lee Roth


The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
David Lee Roth

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.
David Lee Roth

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.
David Lee Roth

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.
David Lee Roth