David Brenner Quotes

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
David Brenner

Funny, Children, Person

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
David Brenner

Funny, Girl, Looking

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
David Brenner

Stand, Golf, Television

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.
David Brenner

Put, Another, Show

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.
David Brenner

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
David Brenner

Nothing, Stop, Attached

We're careful not to saturate people.
David Brenner

Careful, Saturate

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Nationality: American

Born: February 4, 1945

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