It's not that our family has no taste, it's just that our family's taste is inconsistent.
Dave Eggers

People are strange, but more than that, they're good. They're good first, then strange.
Dave Eggers

Status in itself is criminal for those with the means to move, and the means to weave communion between people.
Dave Eggers

The house is a factory.
Dave Eggers

They took my mother's stomach out six months ago.
Dave Eggers

Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
Dave Eggers