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My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
I'm a late-night guy.
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
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