I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Dan Quayle

I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.
Dan Quayle

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.
Dan Quayle

I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle

I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years.
Dan Quayle

I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
Dan Quayle

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
Dan Quayle

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle

In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!
Dan Quayle

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle

It shows 'us vs. them,' and I'm on the 'us' side.
Dan Quayle

It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.
Dan Quayle

It's a very good historical book about history.
Dan Quayle

It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America.
Dan Quayle

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle

Japan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That's a statement in and of itself.
Dan Quayle