Craig Kilborn Quotes

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
Craig Kilborn

Angry, May, Around

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
Craig Kilborn

College, Once, Until

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.
Craig Kilborn

Money, War, Fighting

Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.
Craig Kilborn

CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.
Craig Kilborn

Try, Simply, Generous

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.
Craig Kilborn

Dark, Place, Comedy

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'
Craig Kilborn

Point, President, House

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
Craig Kilborn

Down, Big, Seeing

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
Craig Kilborn

Funny, Humor, However

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.
Craig Kilborn

Simple, Tell, Radio

I don't complain.
Craig Kilborn

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
Craig Kilborn

Wine, Cheese, Red

I have a wonderful respect for old people.
Craig Kilborn

Respect, Old, Wonderful

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.
Craig Kilborn

Age, Person, Learned

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
Craig Kilborn

Until, Lifestyle, Lived

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
Craig Kilborn

Greedy, Sensitive, Mankind

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
Craig Kilborn

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
Craig Kilborn

Thought, Crowded, Format

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.
Craig Kilborn

Fun, Young, Used

I'm from the Midwest.
Craig Kilborn

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.
Craig Kilborn

Best, Friends, Miss

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
Craig Kilborn

Bad, Human, Won

It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.
Craig Kilborn

Fun, Creative, Satisfying

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'
Craig Kilborn

Said, John, Endorsed

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'
Craig Kilborn

Find, Said, Once

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Biography

Type: Entertainer

Born: August 24, 1962

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