Craig Bruce Quotes

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Craig Bruce

Waiting, Wait, Worth

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Craig Bruce

Work, Money, Why

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
Craig Bruce

Funny, Chance, Against

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
Craig Bruce

Computers, Makes, Fast

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Craig Bruce

Silence, Open, Statement

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Craig Bruce

Power, Simple, Tool

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
Craig Bruce

Money, Space, Waste

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
Craig Bruce

Open, Doors, Automatic

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
Craig Bruce

Time, Good, Fight

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Craig Bruce

Shoe, Worn, Fits

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
Craig Bruce

Liberalism, Dividends, Financed

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
Craig Bruce

Beauty, Bad, Nothing

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Craig Bruce

Thought, Police, Protect

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Craig Bruce

Good, Dark, Idea

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
Craig Bruce

Anything on paper is obsolete!
Craig Bruce

Paper, Obsolete

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
Craig Bruce

Judge, Book, Either

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Craig Bruce

Trust, School, Past

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
Craig Bruce

Progress, Stand, Decade

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Craig Bruce

Hope, War, Fighting

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Craig Bruce

Ability, According

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Craig Bruce

Universe, Center, Therefore

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
Craig Bruce

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
Craig Bruce

Evil, Woman, Order

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
Craig Bruce

Someone, Easy, Idealize

Share with your Friends

Everyone likes a good quote - don't forget to share.

Links

Find on Amazon: Craig Bruce

Cite this Page: Citation

Popular Topics

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

BrainyQuote Desktop

BrainyQuote Mobile

Site

Quote of the Day

Social

BQ on Pinterest

Syndication

Funny Quote Feed

Love Quote Feed

Nature Quote Feed

About Us