1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
Craig Bruce

Anything on paper is obsolete!
Craig Bruce

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
Craig Bruce

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Craig Bruce

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
Craig Bruce

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Craig Bruce

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Craig Bruce

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
Craig Bruce

I am woman, hear me bitch.
Craig Bruce

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Craig Bruce

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
Craig Bruce

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
Craig Bruce

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Craig Bruce

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
Craig Bruce

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
Craig Bruce

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
Craig Bruce

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
Craig Bruce

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
Craig Bruce

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
Craig Bruce