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1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. Craig Bruce Anything on paper is obsolete! Craig Bruce Don't judge a book by its thickness either. Craig Bruce Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. Craig Bruce Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. Craig Bruce Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. Craig Bruce From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. Craig Bruce Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! Craig Bruce I am woman, hear me bitch. Craig Bruce I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. Craig Bruce I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' Craig Bruce If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. Craig Bruce If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. Craig Bruce In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. Craig Bruce It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. Craig Bruce It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. Craig Bruce It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Craig Bruce It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Craig Bruce It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. Craig Bruce Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. Craig Bruce Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. Craig Bruce My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. Craig Bruce Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. Craig Bruce Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. Craig Bruce Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. Craig Bruce Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. Craig Bruce Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. Craig Bruce 'Programming' is a four-letter word. Craig Bruce Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. Craig Bruce Something is always simple until you try it. Craig Bruce Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. Craig Bruce Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. Craig Bruce The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. Craig Bruce The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! Craig Bruce The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. Craig Bruce The only thing that is obscene is censorship. Craig Bruce The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. Craig Bruce The Thought Police: To censor and protect. Craig Bruce The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. Craig Bruce Things always look better when you haven't seen them. Craig Bruce Think Tank, noun: The shower. Craig Bruce Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. Craig Bruce When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. Craig Bruce When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. Craig Bruce When trying to locate something, search your mind first. Craig Bruce When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. Craig Bruce When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. Craig Bruce Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! Craig Bruce Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. Craig Bruce Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. Craig Bruce You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. Craig Bruce

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