There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
Colin Mochrie

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
Colin Mochrie

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
Colin Mochrie

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
Colin Mochrie

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Colin Mochrie

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
Colin Mochrie

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
Colin Mochrie

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
Colin Mochrie