Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Claudette Colbert

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
Claudette Colbert

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.
Claudette Colbert

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
Claudette Colbert

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Claudette Colbert

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
Claudette Colbert

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
Claudette Colbert

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
Claudette Colbert