But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.
Chris Elliott

I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.
Chris Elliott

I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately.
Chris Elliott

I'm not a competitive person.
Chris Elliott

Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more.
Chris Elliott

That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?
Chris Elliott