Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Chi Chi Rodriguez

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Chi Chi Rodriguez