Chevy Chase Quotes

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase

Humor, Laugh, Surprise

All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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Funny, Children, Perfect

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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Funny, Great, Pets

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
Chevy Chase

Live, Week, Half

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
Chevy Chase

Sure, Won, Looks

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
Chevy Chase

Good, Movies, Made

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
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Attitude, School, Problem

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
Chevy Chase

May, Read, Facts

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
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Anyone, Run, Wants

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
Chevy Chase

Money, Made, Vacation

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.
Chevy Chase

Age, Movies, Real

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
Chevy Chase

Business, Mind, Actor

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
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Learned, Stars, Fans

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
Chevy Chase

Person, Tell, Personal

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.
Chevy Chase

Smart, Person, Him

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.
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Single, Film, Chaplin

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Chevy Chase

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
Chevy Chase

Friend, Whatever, House

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.
Chevy Chase

Movies, Learn, Making

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.
Chevy Chase

Good, Idea, Pictures

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
Chevy Chase

Good, Last, Both

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
Chevy Chase

Done, Films, Ruined

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
Chevy Chase

Family, Romantic, Someone

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
Chevy Chase

Stars, Makes, Media

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
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Nationality: American

Born: October 8, 1943

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