Chelsea Handler Quotes

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
Chelsea Handler

Makes, Letting, Shine

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.
Chelsea Handler

Today, School, Days

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
Chelsea Handler

Work, Hard, Become

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
Chelsea Handler

Love, Stupid, Sense

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
Chelsea Handler

Love, Politics, News

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.
Chelsea Handler

Life, Time, True

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
Chelsea Handler

Life, Everything, Eyes

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.
Chelsea Handler

Women, Men, Hard

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.
Chelsea Handler

Hard, Challenge, Keep

We women have to stick together.
Chelsea Handler

Women, Together, Stick

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: February 25, 1975

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