Charlie Sheen Quotes

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
Charlie Sheen

Fire, Done, Words

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
Charlie Sheen

Brain, Favorite, Asking

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
Charlie Sheen

Last, Next, Interested

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Charlie Sheen

Big, Anymore, Chest

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?
Charlie Sheen

Young, American, Sure

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.
Charlie Sheen

Thought, Training, Mistake

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.
Charlie Sheen

Life, High, Ready

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!
Charlie Sheen

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
Charlie Sheen

Love, Brain, Why

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
Charlie Sheen

Family, Dad, School

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
Charlie Sheen

Here, Ready, Bring

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
Charlie Sheen

Past, Important

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
Charlie Sheen

Thought, Else, Unique

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.
Charlie Sheen

Money, Dad, Care

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.
Charlie Sheen

Today, Took, Discover

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
Charlie Sheen

Lonely, Two, Around

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.
Charlie Sheen

Knowledge, Help, Through

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.
Charlie Sheen

Last, Close, Pure

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
Charlie Sheen

Children, Made, Run

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
Charlie Sheen

Work, Art, Before

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
Charlie Sheen

Night, Tell, Last

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
Charlie Sheen

Marriage, Heart, Lie

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
Charlie Sheen

Age, Guy, Behave

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
Charlie Sheen

Life, Down, Few

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
Charlie Sheen

Wanted, News, Bread

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Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: September 3, 1965

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