I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
Burt Reynolds

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.
Burt Reynolds

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
Burt Reynolds

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
Burt Reynolds

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
Burt Reynolds

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
Burt Reynolds

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.
Burt Reynolds