It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
Bud Abbott

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Bud Abbott

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.
Bud Abbott

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.
Bud Abbott

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
Bud Abbott

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
Bud Abbott

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
Bud Abbott

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
Bud Abbott