I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.
Broderick Crawford

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
Broderick Crawford

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.
Broderick Crawford

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
Broderick Crawford

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.
Broderick Crawford

I was always the second heavy.
Broderick Crawford

I'm a lousy reader.
Broderick Crawford

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
Broderick Crawford

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.
Broderick Crawford

I've made my peace with myself.
Broderick Crawford

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.
Broderick Crawford

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.
Broderick Crawford

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
Broderick Crawford

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
Broderick Crawford

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.
Broderick Crawford

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
Broderick Crawford