Art imitates life. Life imitates high school.
Brad Holland

Cubism is still the most important art movement for the same reason that John D. is still the most important Rockefeller.
Brad Holland

Fifty years ago, it was the dream of every bohemian artist to be seen getting out of a limousine wearing blue jeans and sneakers. Today, it's the dream of probably half the people in the country.
Brad Holland

Futurism: This was a movement of intellectuals who wanted to replace tradition with the modern world of machinery, speed, violence, and public relations. It proves that we should be careful what intellectuals wish for, because we might get it.
Brad Holland

I've never understood why artists, who so often condescend to the cliches of their own culture, are so eager to embrace the cliches of cultures they know nothing about.
Brad Holland

If they were starting their careers today, Rockwell and Picasso would probably both be painting on black velvet.
Brad Holland

In America, the only truly popular art form is the movies. Most people consider painting a hobby and literature, schoolwork.
Brad Holland

In Modernism, reality used to validate media. In Postmodernism, the media validate reality. If you don't believe this, just think how many times you've described some real event as being 'just like a movie.'
Brad Holland

Many of the contradictions in Postmodern art come from the fact that we're trying to be artists in a democratic society. This is because in a democracy, the ideal is compromise. In art, it isn't.
Brad Holland

Many people have observed that truth is stranger than fiction. This has led some intellectuals to conclude that it's stranger than non-fiction as well.
Brad Holland


Political art expresses the cliches you agree with, unlike propaganda, which expresses the cliches you don't.
Brad Holland

Postmodernists believe that truth is myth, and myth, truth. This equation has its roots in pop psychology. The same people also believe that emotions are a form of reality. There used to be another name for this state of mind. It used to be called psychosis.
Brad Holland

Style is the most valuable asset of the modern artist. That's probably why so many styles are reported lost or stolen each year.
Brad Holland

Surrealism: An archaic term. Formerly an art movement. No longer distinguishable from everyday life.
Brad Holland

The only people left in America who seem not to be artists are illustrators.
Brad Holland

The truth is, we haven't really figured out yet how artists are going to thrive in modern mass societies. We're all experiments.
Brad Holland