But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
Brad Garrett

Humor is healing.
Brad Garrett

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
Brad Garrett

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.
Brad Garrett

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
Brad Garrett

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Brad Garrett

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Brad Garrett

It's fun to play people who are flawed.
Brad Garrett

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
Brad Garrett


We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.
Brad Garrett

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
Brad Garrett