Bobby Heenan Quotes

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan

Stupid, Rich, Poor

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Bobby Heenan

Successful, Cheating, Six

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Bobby Heenan

Music, Country, Two

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Bobby Heenan

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
Bobby Heenan

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Bobby Heenan

Perfect, Dog, Eat

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Bobby Heenan

Good, Nothing, Blind

A friend in need is a pest.
Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Bobby Heenan

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Bobby Heenan

Same, City, Limits

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Bobby Heenan

Thought, State, Hawaii

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby Heenan

Graduation, State, Left

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Bobby Heenan

Money, Same, Whether

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Bobby Heenan

Two, Stories, Area

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
Bobby Heenan

Money, Win, Cost

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
Bobby Heenan

Good, Voice, Throat

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: November 1, 1944

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