A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin

A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.
Bobby Darin

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
Bobby Darin

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
Bobby Darin

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
Bobby Darin

George Burns was the father I never had.
Bobby Darin

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.
Bobby Darin

I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans.
Bobby Darin

I dazzle you with that footwork.
Bobby Darin

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a result of that, I didn't do another film for two to three years, and I don't blame it on anybody but myself.
Bobby Darin

I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
Bobby Darin

I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.
Bobby Darin

I don't want to be able to see the audience.
Bobby Darin

I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.
Bobby Darin

I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over.
Bobby Darin

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
Bobby Darin

I realized that I needed to be anonymous on the street and somebody else on the stage. I had tried to put my street self on the stage, but what they want is an actor on stage.
Bobby Darin

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.
Bobby Darin

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.
Bobby Darin

I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25.
Bobby Darin