Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
Billy Carter

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
Billy Carter

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Billy Carter

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Billy Carter