Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Bill Watterson

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Bill Watterson

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Bill Watterson

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
Bill Watterson

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Bill Watterson