Bill Watterson Quotes

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

Intelligence, Life, Universe

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Bill Watterson

Time, Nothing, Enough

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Bill Watterson

Snow, Winning, Getting

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Bill Watterson

Bad, Nothing, Around

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Bill Watterson

Enough, Research, Scientific

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Bill Watterson

Why, Fair, Unfair

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Bill Watterson

Understand, Liked

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Bill Watterson

Dreams, Long, Together

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Bill Watterson

Reality, Accept, Denial

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson

Best, Friend, Quite

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Bill Watterson

Change, Nothing, Different

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson

Live, Night, Stars

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

Unless, Spend, Weekends

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Bill Watterson

Future, Problem, Present

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Bill Watterson

Life, Find, Keep

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill Watterson

Life, End, Seriously

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

Life, Sometimes, Universe

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
Bill Watterson

Live, Mistakes, Often

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Bill Watterson

Cool, Once, Idea

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill Watterson

Dumb, Useless, Command

A real job is a job you hate.
Bill Watterson

Hate, Job, Real

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Bill Watterson

Life, Laugh, Thought

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: July 5, 1958

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