Bill Cosby Quotes

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Bill Cosby

Beautiful, Black, Matter

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby

Best, Rules, Rewrite

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby

Hope, Yourself, Children

Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Bill Cosby

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.
Bill Cosby

Down, College, Cry

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
Bill Cosby

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
Bill Cosby

School, Start, Show

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby

Long, Somebody, Admit

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
Bill Cosby

Family, Conflict, Relate

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Bill Cosby

Friends, Play, Childhood

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
Bill Cosby

Mean, Gun, Somebody

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
Bill Cosby

Alive, Point, Healthy

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.
Bill Cosby

Mind, True, Integrity

There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
Bill Cosby

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.
Bill Cosby

Love, Children, Raising

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
Bill Cosby

Choices, Street, Loud

I'm old, not dead.
Bill Cosby

We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
Bill Cosby

Gun, Hands, Watch

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.
Bill Cosby

Successful, Compete, Businesses

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.
Bill Cosby

Education, Time, Understand

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.
Bill Cosby

Thoughts, Follow, Mine

I was put in remedial everything.
Bill Cosby

Everything, Put

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
Bill Cosby

Social, Reach, Networking

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Nationality: American

Born: July 12, 1937

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