Bette Midler Quotes

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

Age, Mind, After

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Bette Midler

Night, Married, Dress

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
Bette Midler

Big, Off, Often

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
Bette Midler

Human, Try, Light

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
Bette Midler

Makes, Unique, Goes

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
Bette Midler

Mind, Nothing, Bear

I'm working my way toward divinity.
Bette Midler

Working, Toward, Divinity

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
Bette Midler

Success, Happy, Someone

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
Bette Midler

High, Present, Popularity

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler

Drunk, Try, Drink

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Bette Midler

Sex, Books, Natural

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
Bette Midler

Good, Enough, Everyone

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
Bette Midler

Time, Long, Made

I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
Bette Midler

Wish, Granted, Eye

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Bette Midler

Someone, Her, Idea

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
Bette Midler

Music, Poetry, Rap

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
Bette Midler

Three, York, London

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
Bette Midler

Book, Writing, Country

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
Bette Midler

Time, Million, Tonight

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
Bette Midler

Love, Hope, Keep

I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me?
Bette Midler

Music, School, Sometimes

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
Bette Midler

Wonderful, Shoes, Lady

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Nationality: American

Born: December 1, 1945

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