|
Add the "Quote of the Day" to Your Site or Blog - it's EASY! |
|
Home -
Quote Topics -
Quote Keywords -
Author Types -
Author Nationalities
Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z |
|
|
|
|
Benny Hill Quotes
|
|
|
Type: Comedian Quotes Category: English Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 21, 1924 Date of Death: April 20, 1992 Nationality: English Find on Amazon: Benny Hill Related Authors: Julian Clary Rowan Atkinson Norman Wisdom Eric Idle Ernie Wise Les Dawson Marty Feldman |
Do unto others, then run.
Benny Hill Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. Benny Hill Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. Benny Hill That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. Benny Hill The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Benny Hill Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Benny Hill |
|
|
|
Quotes
RSS Feeds
Copyright 2008 BrainyMedia.com
|
|