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Bennett Cerf Quotes
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
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Age
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Old
,
Classmates
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Lost
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Night
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Last
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed
,
Laughter
,
Person
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
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Good
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Manners
,
Eating
A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
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Through
,
Few
,
Results
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
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Crazy
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Anyone
,
Fame
For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
Bennett Cerf
Beautiful
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Laugh
,
Sounds
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett Cerf
Ignorance
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Times
,
Worse
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
Bennett Cerf
Age
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Here
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Stay
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Biography
Nationality:
American
Type:
Journalist
Born:
May 25
, 1898
Died:
August 27
, 1971
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