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Artemus Ward Quotes (Charles Farrar Browne Quotes)

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.
Charles Farrar Browne

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Charles Farrar Browne

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
Charles Farrar Browne

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
Charles Farrar Browne

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
Charles Farrar Browne

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
Charles Farrar Browne

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Charles Farrar Browne

Biography

Type: Writer
Nationality: American
Born: April 23, 1834
Died: March 6, 1867

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