A finished product is one that has already seen its better days.
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I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.
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I've learned it's always better to have a small percentage of a big success, than a hundred percent of nothing.
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In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.
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One of the wonderful things about going to a small college is you can get into everything.
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Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.
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