People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Ann Landers

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.
Ann Landers

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Ann Landers

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
Ann Landers

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat.
Ann Landers

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Ann Landers

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
Ann Landers