Andy Richter Quotes

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
Andy Richter

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
Andy Richter

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.
Andy Richter

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Andy Richter Quotes

Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: October 28, 1966 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Andy Richter Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin	Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular. Andy Richter Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. Andy Richter There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns. Andy Richter We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. Andy Richter