Andy Milonakis Quotes

I had sadness for breakfast.
Andy Milonakis

Sad, Sadness, Breakfast

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.
Andy Milonakis

Talk, Everybody, Watch

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
Andy Milonakis

Soul, Makes, Face

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.
Andy Milonakis

Life, Funny, Person

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.
Andy Milonakis

Down, Why, Show

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
Andy Milonakis

Car, Creative, Rap

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.
Andy Milonakis

Older, Bit, Fans

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.
Andy Milonakis

Different, Put, Effort

I was a huge Internet junkie.
Andy Milonakis

Internet, Junkie, Huge

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.
Andy Milonakis

After, Write, Computer

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.
Andy Milonakis

Big, Favorite, Fan

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.
Andy Milonakis

Fan, Juice, Huge

I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.
Andy Milonakis

Humor, Time, Down

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.
Andy Milonakis

Life, Live, Whole

I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.
Andy Milonakis

Wanted, Start, Show

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.
Andy Milonakis

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.
Andy Milonakis

Art, Deep, Meaning

There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.
Andy Milonakis

Kids, Song, Walk

There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.
Andy Milonakis

Music, Disturbing, Totally

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: January 30, 1976

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