Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
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I always find something to keep me busy.
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I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
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I live in the moment.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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I swear I want to be a food model.
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I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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I'm not a first-place person.
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I'm not ambitious.
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